Hurricane Safety Zone

Dog Safety

Dog safety must always be practiced. After all, you don't what the scrappy mutt of yours running around causing chaos. Do you? No, you don't! It would not be a good thing at all. Get a cute and cuddly little guy that you can hug and kiss. Snuggle with him by the fireplace and pat yourself on the back for recognizing the utter importance of dog safety. Do flips and smile in knowing that you are one smart cookie - even smarter than that smarmy guy who works down at the bookstore and likes to talk about politics. Do you think that he knows even half as much about dog safety as you do? Probably not. In fact, definitely not. There is just no chance of it. Not at all. None whatsoever.

You know what you've got to do.

Buy a nice, big, strong and luxurious leash. Take that leash and wrap it around your little guy. Not too tight though - you don't want to hurt him. Let him roam free as a bird, relishing the freedom and fresh air. Take a walk through the local park and enjoy dog safety in public. Scream loud at the top of your lungs that pet safety is simply where it's at, and that there is nothing greater. Call your Aunt Marta and your cousing Gordon and explain to them that the future is going to be all about positivity, and that you are going to do your part in that positivity by spreading the good word about the great world of that which they refer to as none other than dog safety. It's the latest craze that is sweeping the nation. Dog safety is quite a sensation. Wouldn't you say?