Hurricane Safety Zone - Kitchen Fire Extinguisher

Kitchen Fire Extinguisher

Grab your kitchen fire extinguisher and listen up! Wait, are you saying you don't currently have a kitchen fire extinguisher? Are you kidding me? Do you know how many fires start in the kitchen? A lot, that's how many! You have got to run out and get one for yourself as soon as possible! Really, don't even finish watching that Alf rerun, just go out and get what you need! I mean, what would you do if someone suddenly through a kitchen fire extinguisher through your window and it started a fire? Would you marvel at the irony of the whole situation, or would you put out the fire with the very same kitchen fire extinguisher that started the blaze in the first place? I think there's only one sensible answer, and that answer is to learn more about kitchen safety so that we don't have to ask you such ridiculously stupid questions!

Kitchen Fire Extinguisher!

Having a handy, reliable, and accessible kitchen fire extinguisher is a very important aspect of any home safety plan. That way, no matter what happens, you will be prepared. You will be like a supreme kitchen warrior, ready to explode and take on the world. You can do it- there is no one that will stop you. You are a fire extinguishing robot, programmed to extinguish flames and eat pop tarts! Don't give in to the neigh-sayers, don't give in to the hey-sayers. Only give in to us - the people telling you that you need to stop wasting your time with mindless activities and go and pick yourself up a good old, sturdy, clean not dirty, dependable, commendable kitchen fire extinguisher! The time is now and the choice is yours. Be safe like your cousin Betty and forevermore you will always be ready!